TRANSCRIPT // RECOVERED AUDIO // PARTIAL

00:00:01 - Hyperdrive whine. Wet sputter. Small voice repeats: "huphup huphup huphup."

00:00:09 - Navigation reads unexpected Earth lock. Jakarta heat signature detected.

00:00:15 - Impact. Three sidekicks enter frame from darkness.

00:00:21 - Sidekick A: "Told you. Told all of you. Butterlandia is real."

00:00:25 - Sidekick B: "Stop celebrating and lift the baby."