SIDEKICK MANIFESTO FAX

They said Butterlandia was not on any star chart. Correct. It was on the butter chart.

They said the yellow suits made us look unserious. Incorrect. The suits are for visibility, unity, and light margarine resistance.

They said no one was coming. Then Butter Baby came.

We now dedicate our basements, radios, bakeries, web pages, and badly laminated badges to the safe completion of his Earth mission.