Sidekick Field Logs

LOG 1996-A / later retyped from wet notebook

Signal smelled like popcorn and fear. Three lights over the alley. One landed badly. Subject small, yellow, unconscious, radiating breakfast warmth.

LOG JKT-017

Recovered vessel parts hum when placed beside donuts. Hyperdrive casing marked with butter glyphs. Do not lick. Renato licked. Renato heard the Butter Council for seven seconds.

LOG BLOK-M-001

Subject observed stacking butter into a hill and crying. After Donbalumb exposure, mood reversed. Began drawing equations on safehouse wall with both hands.