Evidence Archive
SORTING METHOD: VIBES, STATIC, BUTTER RESIDUE
| File |
Claim |
Sidekick confidence |
| BF-RX-0001 |
The ButterFusion Reactor was contaminated by Sour Baby conditions. |
High |
| EARTH-IMPACT-017 |
One of 17 explorer ships dropped from hyperspace near Jakarta. |
Extremely sticky |
| BATH-HEAL-01 |
Controlled refinement-grade butter can stabilize Butterlandian physiology. |
Observed |
| DONBALUMB-PATH |
Donbalumbs may scale joy faster than raw butter collection. |
Under delicious review |
Entities tracked
- Butter Council: highest governing body of Butterlandia.
- Butter Boffins: elite scientists tied to the better-butter experiment.
- Pure Butter: quantum-stable refined butter substance.
- Sour Baby: corrupted anti-purity butter-state.
- Blok M Butter Baby Store: first known Earth-side outpost.
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