We Were Right About the Yellow Sky
The sidekicks began as a loose network of people who believed Butterlandia existed beyond bad maps and worse science.
Some members watched UFOs. Some measured horizons. Some slept beside shortwave radios. Some simply noticed butter tasted homesick.
THE SIDEKICK PLEDGE
We will search for Butterlandia even when the official maps refuse to get sticky.
We will protect Butter Baby while his ship is ruined, his ButterFusion Drive is busted, and his mission seems too large for Earth math.
We will never serve dry toast during a crisis.
Known turning point
When Butter Baby crashed outside Jakarta, the old theory became a rescue operation. The committee united around three tasks:
- Hide the crash site from sour-butter actors.
- Heal Butter Baby in a controlled Butter Bath.
- Help build the Earth-side Donbalumb economy.