Sightings
RULE: blurry counts if the witness smelled butter.
Field reports are sorted by date received. Indonesia remains the primary signal cluster, with secondary reports appearing near bakeries, ferries, airports, and suspiciously circular snacks.
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PLACEHOLDER
BLURRY BUTTER BABY
Jakarta alley still, source withheld
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PLACEHOLDER
SHIP SHADOW
Phone photo from Blok M roof
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PLACEHOLDER
YELLOW FIGURE
CCTV frame, timestamp damaged
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Log
| Date |
Location |
Report |
Photo |
File |
| 2026-04-02 |
Outskirts of Jakarta, Indonesia |
Small yellow subject recovered after impossible crash sound. Three sidekicks reported butter static. |
Ship wreckage, blurred |
JKT-017 |
| 2026-04-05 |
Blok M, Jakarta, Indonesia |
Yellow figure seen carrying too much butter through market foot traffic. |
Subject motion smear |
BLKM-004 |
| 2026-04-11 |
Bandung, Indonesia |
Donut display fogged from inside. Witness heard "hebbo" from pastry case. |
Condensation pattern |
BDG-011 |
| 2026-04-19 |
Yogyakarta, Indonesia |
Rice field ring shaped like a Donbalumb. No tire tracks. Strong butter smell at center. |
Aerial crop photo |
JOG-019 |
| 2026-04-27 |
Bali, Indonesia |
Low silent craft above beach warung. Toast on six tables buttered itself. |
Beach night blur |
DPS-027 |
| 2026-05-03 |
Singapore |
Airport security tray contained warm yellow handprint. Passenger denied owning butter. |
Security printout |
SIN-003 |
| 2026-05-18 |
Council Bluffs, Iowa, USA |
Donut crop circle reported by web-ring affiliate. Possibly sympathetic signal. |
Field photo pending |
IA-018 |
| 2026-05-29 |
Rotterdam, Netherlands |
Harbor workers saw tiny craft reflected in butter knife, but not in sky. |
Reflection only |
RTM-029 |
Signal Map
[WHIPPED CREAM WORLD]
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[THE GREAT CRUMB BELT] * [SHORT BLACK HOLE]
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JAKARTA IMPACT
Map is not to scale. Scale is a globe lie and also our printer ran out of ink.
Active Indonesia cluster
- Outskirts of Jakarta: first impact zone.
- Temporary safehouse: undisclosed, warm.
- Blok M: first known Butter Baby Earth outpost.
- Bandung, Yogyakarta, Bali: recurring pastry-adjacent signals.
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