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DONBALUMB WATCH
Last updated: 05 JUN 2026
Jakarta local sidereal-ish time
READ BEFORE THEY TAKE THIS DOWN: Butter Baby was recovered alive outside Jakarta after an impossible crash event.
We are the sidekicks. Some call us UFO nuts, flat world hobbyists, toast truthers, or yellow people. We prefer advance hospitality unit for visiting butter-based life.
For years we searched the margins: radar hiccups, greasy crop rings, impossible diner receipts, butter humming at 3:17 AM. They laughed. Then a small explorer from Butterlandia fell out of the sky.
| WHAT WE KNOW | STATUS |
|---|---|
| Butterlandia suffered sour-butter contamination at the ButterFusion Reactor. | CONFIRMED BY ARCHIVE |
| Seventeen explorer ships left in search of restorative butter. | 17 ships, 1 known Earth impact |
| Butter Baby was rescued by yellow-suited observers and placed in a Butter Bath. | Recovered. Soft. Determined. |
| The original rescue plan changed after discovery of the Donbalumb pathway. | active donut protocol |
Today's transmission
FROM: Temporary Blok M Safehouse
Butter Baby cannot collect 500 trillion tons of butter by hand. This is obvious to everyone except the Butter Council, who continue sending encouraging but deeply unrealistic messages.
The revised Earth mission: make joy, gather butter, build Donbalumbs, send hope home.
Begin here
- Read the Sidekick Manifesto
- Open the first crash transcript
- Learn enough Butterlandian to say hello and help